When people capitalize Random words in a sentence they’re Writing for no Apparent reason While seemingly want to Call Attention to particular Words.
When people use ellipses…instead of other punctuation…exclusively…so it seems as though…they are always leaving something out…when they write…clearly they are…missing the point…
When people get misspelled tattoos. “Only God can jugde me.” “No regerts.” How about this one, guys: “Spell-chek.”
When people don’t know what some multisyllabic words mean but the words sound so impressive that they use them so they can make themselves seem more photosynthesis.
When people insert God into conversations or anecdotes that have nothing to do with religious themes, such as a discussion of car wash chains or relating an experience with a discounted salad spinner, praise Jesus!